What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.