Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Star Warts!

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.