The p is silent.
P and O.
P in front of it
All P
It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
The Post Office
Because they lay out in the sun so much
Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)
He needed to 'P'
Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.
Popcorn, of course!
Because the 'P' is silent
Because the P is silent.
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...
Because he felt like bacon.
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
Get in the car
P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln
There is no sound... The P is silent.
It swept with his girlfriend
P-p-p-poke her face.
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
Scrambled eggs =p
Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!
They're not infallible
Because their p is quiet.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Because it couldn't control P
Student: By Staying at home.
He had to wait in a Q!
Birdy
P
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
One had to P.
Their P is silent.
Popcorn.
Take the P out of him.
One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
Post office.
A Pedo File.
Because it's playing dead.
You owe Eve an O.
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
Fire truck.
Firetruck
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
He wanted to be with his family.