P Jokes

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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P Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What are a musician's favourite letters?

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

What is the pH of a public pool?

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

Why are girls so hot?

What's an author's favorite drink?

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

What begins with P and ends with orn?

I Love Pizza & You

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

How do you foil a plan?

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

How do you get Lady Gaga attention?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Why did the printer have wet ink?

How can we keep our school Clean?

Why couldn't R get to P?

Who is a golfers favorite singer?

Birthday State of Mind

What can I get you Mr. President?

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Why was the 'P' irate?

What's the difference between O and Q?

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

What starts with P and ends with orn?

How do u make a Pirate angry?

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

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