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How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

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How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.