How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

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Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.