First, invade ze kitchen...
An hour later you're hungry for power.
They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)
The night before a test.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Because they're not garbage collectors.
Because he khan.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
By Spaghett-e-mail!
