Recipe Jokes

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

Because she lost the recipe.

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

She couldn't find the recipe.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?

First, invade ze kitchen...

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Romanian Jokes More Romanian Jokes

How does every Romanian recipe start?

From an old family friend.

What do you call a Romanian grocery clerk?

Scanthesku

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What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American?

Crimea River.

What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

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Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.