An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
Because she lost the recipe.
She couldn't find the recipe.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
First, invade ze kitchen...
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Zoocchini
He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
100 meter Daesh
Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.
One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.
It would be a fowl proceeding.
Because chicken.
An egg gets laid
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
From an old family friend.
Yum Yum.
Because I couldn't find it yesterday.
