First we steal two Eggs
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Because she lost the recipe.
She couldn't find the recipe.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
First, invade ze kitchen...
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
100 meter Daesh
From an old family friend.
Scanthesku
A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
Everything is priced in pesos.
Price is right!
Steal a chicken
You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!
Well, well, well
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
Tourists
Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.
