Because she lost the recipe.
She couldn't find the recipe.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
A No. 2 pencil.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.
They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
The prices were gastronomical...
Because the prices are so steep
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
Synonym.
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
