First we steal two Eggs
An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.
A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.
Because she lost the recipe.
She couldn't find the recipe.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
First, invade ze kitchen...
By Spaghett-e-mail!
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Hose A and Hose B
Julio
It was a Free Radical.
Memementos
The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.
100 meter Daesh
Throw in your laundry.
Throw in your washing.
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
That's not nice.
Because one more, and it would be too-farty.
Because the extra bean would be too farty.
To get to the same side.
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
