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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What do you call a friar in prison?

A felonious monk

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What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere