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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the Router released early from prison?

It had connections.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!