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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!