Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What else did Lochte say after the truth came out?

This did not go swimmingly at all

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Where do post go when they die in Reddit?

Everywhere else.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!