Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
So they can see what's coming.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Just wait, they'll tell you.
