Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.