Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.