Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.