Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

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Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

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Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)