Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

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What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!