Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

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How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.