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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.