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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!