Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...