Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)