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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

Lettuce pray

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

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What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

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Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.