Punchlines that got married and settled down.
Dreadful.
Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Happy Brr-day son!
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
Dad jokes are punnier.
Dad Jokes.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
When it becomes apparent.
Because the punchline is apparent.
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
You've had whey too much!
He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Humphrey.
Their response Flexicution
Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.
They work on so many levels.
