Dad Joke Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

D Jokes More D Jokes

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

Why is the Computer D Drive always sad?

B Jokes More B Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Venn Diagram Jokes More Venn Diagram Jokes

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!