Dad Joke Jokes

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

Roach Clip Jokes More Roach Clip Jokes

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

Dad Joke Jokes

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

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