Dad Joke Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...