Dad Joke Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Happy Brr-day son!

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Venn Diagram Jokes More Venn Diagram Jokes

What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Well Jokes More Well Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's