Punchlines that got married and settled down.
Dreadful.
Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
Dad jokes are punnier.
Dad Jokes.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
When it becomes apparent.
Because the punchline is apparent.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
Let his people go!
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
Because he was two tired.
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!
Flossless compression!
Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons
They're Putin up with it.
X marks the pot, matey.
A hegemon.
They both have a little Jesus in 'em...
A pretein
Not mine
Well, well, well
I think we should start seeing other sheeple.
Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...