Dad Joke Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Settle Jokes More Settle Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings