Humphrey Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

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Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.