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Humphrey Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan