Humphrey Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.