Humphrey Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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Why are black people fast runners?

They have 3 long strong legs.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

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How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today