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Humphrey Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

Love

Love

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

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Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!