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Humphrey Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What are 3 two letter words that say small?

Is it in.

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Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)