Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
With a magic 8-ball
Drones can't tell either
For the pun of it.
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3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
It's your dad.
A palindromedary.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Humphrey.
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
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