What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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It was low hanging fruit.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

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