What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?

What do you call jokes about bread?

Buns

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What did the sophisticated cow say in response to another cow's joke?

That was very amoosing

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "