Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Check their jeans.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
About 3 replies in the top comment thread.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
Humphrey.
That was very amoosing
