Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Because we want to!
You don't know which witch is which!
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.
It cracked.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
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