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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Ba-dum-tss

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)