How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!