Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
They have the knights watch.
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
A fish!
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.
Paranoid!
Who wants to know?
