How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yes.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

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Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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