How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba?

You'll know if she was faking it.

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What do you call a joke that is not funny?

An unfunny joke

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid.