Paranoid Jokes

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid.

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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