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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

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What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)