Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Vladimir's Poo Tin

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It had new windows Putin

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Cremia River

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.