Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.