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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!