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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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What is the most useful thing in the French Army?

A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Ukraine Jokes More Ukraine Jokes

What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.