Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Which war had the most overweight soldiers?

VietNOMNOMNOM

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout