Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What did Vladimir Putin say to the Ukraine after he annexed it?

Crimean river.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River