Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.