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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

Because he wasn't a fungi!

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.