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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.