Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.