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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.