Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.