Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.