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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.