Moscow Jokes

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

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A Warsaw...

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

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A oneba.

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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He was Snowden.

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What did one German baker say to the other?

Glutentag!

What happened to the German man's luggage?

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