Moscow Jokes

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

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He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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He got snowed in.

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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Why are manhole covers round?

Because manholes are round

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What's the most popular dance in Warsaw?

The pole dance.

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Cause North and South Poles repel each other...