Moscow Jokes

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

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Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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He turns off his xbox.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Kilometrey Cyrus.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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