What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.