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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

How do epileptics keep fit?

With strobe lights.