What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.