What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.