Seizure Salad Jokes

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor