Seizure Salad Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What to you call epileptic lettuce?

Seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?

A seizure salad!

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

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What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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KGBGs

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Mice outfit!

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Reddish.

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How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.