What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

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What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

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How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad