Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with