Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD