Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!