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Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.