Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

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Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

Disco Jokes More Disco Jokes

What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!