Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.