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Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

Because he had no body to go with

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!