Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

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What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.