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Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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Depressed

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

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On a telebone.

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Nobody knows.

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Because he had no body to go with.

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To the boo-ty parlour.

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He didn't have the guts