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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.