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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well