Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.