Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.