Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

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Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.