Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.