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Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.