Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.