Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin