Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What do you call Russian trees?

Dimitrees

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...