Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

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What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.