Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.