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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

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What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Why could Joseph never get anything done?

Because he was always Stalin..