What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.