How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.