How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula