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How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula