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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.