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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.