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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!