Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback