Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

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What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!