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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.