Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it