His mum had been a wafer too long.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
They are both ginger nuts!
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Because his mother was a wafer so long
