Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

Wafer Jokes More Wafer Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.