His mum had been a wafer too long.
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Cried Baby Bear.
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Your mum doesn't starlings.
Wit jam in?
Shortbread.
Because his mother was a wafer so long
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
