Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

Wafer Jokes More Wafer Jokes

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.