His mum had been a wafer too long.
He was going through mid life crisis.
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
A minimum.
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
A bikkie.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
