His mum had been a wafer too long.
It was degrating.
A crying saucer.
Mum: "Just to make sure"
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Crumbs!
Wit jam in?
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
Because his mother was a wafer so long