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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

Alt right

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What is a tornado?

Mother nature doing the twist!