What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

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What do you do with old cannon balls?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

The lid said, "Twist to open."