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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

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Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist