What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

A milkshake

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist