Michael J. Fox Jokes

Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

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How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite song?

Shake It Off

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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Who makes the best milkshakes ever?

Michael J. Fox.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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A pizza can feed a family of four

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What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

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Han So-High

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By scareplane.

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There's no place like OM.

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More than you can shake a stick at

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"