What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.