What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Previous Random Joke Next

Michael J. Fox Jokes More Michael J. Fox Jokes

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Who's there! Czech! Czech who?

Czech before you open the door!