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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*