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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.