What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs