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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.