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Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan