Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox