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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

Stir Jokes More Stir Jokes

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Coca Cola Jokes More Coca Cola Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.