How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Coca Cola Jokes More Coca Cola Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.