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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop