How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Coca Cola Jokes More Coca Cola Jokes

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop