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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

How are you doing in arithmetic?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop