Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Little Chili Jokes More Little Chili Jokes

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Momma Jokes More Momma Jokes

What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where is popcorn