Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)