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Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.