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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.