What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.