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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "