What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.