Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!