Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery