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Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What does Hulk say when he poops?

IBM!

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Who's there! Brian! Brian who?

Brian drain!

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING