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Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What does a witch take when she can't poop?

Hexlax

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!