An - nflushable loating bject
Because it was deterred.
Because it was a Number 2.
Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.
Because it was his duty.
Flush the toilet.
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
A policeman doing his duty!
He was on duty.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
A Shatbook.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Because he kneeded a poo
He kneaded a poo
He just started fiddling with it.
Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
I poop with both hands.
Battery
They went down the drain.
