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Flush Jokes

What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

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Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

What do you call a black woman on the moon?

An astronaut.

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Water Birth Jokes More Water Birth Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

What did the older terrorist say to the younger terrorist before he headed out for a party?

Go on, have a blast.

Marx Jokes More Marx Jokes

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....