Poo Jokes

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why were the baker's hands brown?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

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