Poo Jokes

He was kneading a poo.

Because he kneaded a poo.

He kneaded a poo

Because TWO rhymes with POO

Because he kneaded a poo.

Because he needed a poo.

Because he kneeded a poo

So your arse doesn't slam.

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Because it was deterred.

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Throw in a load of laundry.

Organized crime.

Because he was kneaded.

Because we all knead it.

A fire engine.

I've been flamed!

In Fort Launderdale.

They were afraid of Stalin.

Because they'd Russia lot

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

Poo Jokes

Why did the baker have brown hands?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why were the baker's hands brown?

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

What's pun plus pun?

What is long brown and sticky?

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Why is poo tapered?

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