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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

What is long brown and sticky?

A poo

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me