Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

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Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

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Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.