Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo