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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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He had a 2-2.

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They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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Because he spiked his drink

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Smirnoff ISIS

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New Yolk

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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We're gonna need more lube.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

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One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Fishing Trip Jokes More Fishing Trip Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.