If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop
Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
2:flirty
Orangu-Tang.
Punchline
Everywhere.
You can drop her off anywhere!!
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Hebrews.
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
Bring two Mormons.
