Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.