How do programmers get a sixpack?

Int abs = new int23

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

Int abs = new int23

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack