Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.