Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance