Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

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Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance