Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.