Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Who's there! Beryl! Beryl who?

Beryl of beer!

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer