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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Facul-tea

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A GHETTOrade

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They coral

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Heifer-weizen.

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After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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Their middle name.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.