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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.