Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.