Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.