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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.