What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout

What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.