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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam