What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

Previous Random Joke Next

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam