What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout