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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

Trout