Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

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T-REKT.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.