Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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Is there a dog?

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P

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It doesn't matter.

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Because m = AIt

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T-REKT.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.