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When is your mind like a rumpled bed?

When it isn't made up yet.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.