Insult Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!