Insult Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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How do you insult a Catholic?

Any way you like, they have to forgive you!

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Oregon Trail Jokes More Oregon Trail Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Yo Mama Jokes More Yo Mama Jokes

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

Racist Skeleton Jokes More Racist Skeleton Jokes

How much for the sentient racist skeleton?

Sir, that's Ann Coulter...

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.