People laughed, because it was a good joke.
You died of dysentery. Sorry.
He got him diss barred.
Aw-burn!
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
T-REKT.
Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Because I've "reddit" before
Linkin Park.
He will B flat
A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama
Time to buy a new chair.
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."
Enough to make one President.
With a look over the shoulder.
Because the pee is silent.
He's looking over his shoulder
The punchline is too long.
Amputin
