Insult Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

Mod Jokes More Mod Jokes

What did the mod say when he was wrong?

BANNED

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

Removed

Good Joke Jokes More Good Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What do you call a good joke on Reddit?

Unoriginal